realsmiledogplz

I am sorry for my long absence, it was something out of my control. Maybe we'll get to what it was later, but for now, let's move onto something of more importance: In your human Waukesha, Wisconsin, a 12-year-old human girl was horribly attacked by her 'friends' in the name of the dreaded Slenderman, and is now clinging to life as we speak. As I have stated time and again, I have no ill will towards human kind, unlike other nightmare creatures, and news like this greatly saddens me. Unfortunately, being a creature of nightmare, there is little I can do to help in this situation, but some of your fellow humans have set up a fundraiser to h

Hello my little minions! :heart: I thought it was about time I explained a few things to you, just cuz I love you all so much :heart: Q: Smile.Dog or Smile.jpg? A: Simple. Smile.Dog is what I AM, Smile.jpg is my formal title, and "Smiley" is my informal title that all you little minions can call me if you so wish :heart: Q:  Are you the REAL Smile.dog? A: Of course I am! Q: Then how are you typing on a computer? You have paws! A: You think my severed human arm is just for show? No, he's the one who does all the typing, his name is Alex. He's not perfect though, being just a severed arm, so you'll have to pardon any typos. Q: How did